It is a well-known fact that Jim Cornette and Vince Russo are sworn enemies. However, Cornette seems to hate Russo just that bit more due to a few reasons.
Firstly, Cornette is very old school and wants wrestling to be legitimate whilst producing a quality in-ring product. Whereas Russo is the polar opposite, as he is obsessive over ratings and pretty much wants to produce a soap opera.
On top of this, Cornette believes Russo is responsible for him being fired from both WWE and TNA. Which is a huge reason as to why he detests him and has said many a bad thing about him.
10 "The Saddest Moment In A Child's Life Is Not When He Learns That Santa Claus Isn't Real, It's When He Learns That Vince Russo Is."
The first quote on this list is a major burn. Cornette despises Russo so much that he literally says his existence makes children sad. This isn't even the harshest quote on this list which speaks volumes about this rivalry.
However, it is hilarious as you can just imagine a young wrestling fan learning about Russo and being instantly disappointed. Although, we wouldn't let your child read this quote just yet as you don't want them to be too upset.
9 "I Started This Low-Carb, Low-Sugar Diet Because I Refuse To Be Outlived By Vince Russo."
Cornette is determined with every bone in his body to outlive Russo. Why you might ask? Because he wants to p*ss on his grave. Therefore, Cornette started a diet in an aim to beat Russo.
It's genuinely hilarious that Cornette is willing to change this much in his life because he hates Russo so much.
8 "The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side. Unless Vince Russo Was There, Then The Grass Is Probably Dead."
Now this one is genius. Throwing huge shade over Russo's ability to run a company and talent into the ground. Mainly, talking about his time in charge of WCW and TNA. As he cared more about the short term rather than the long term gain.
Therefore, showing how hilarious this quote is from Cornette. As he quite simply puts it, do not go anywhere that involves Russo. Mainly because he has a knack for ruining things. Also, Cornette has a bit of a vendetta due to their real-life feud in TNA.
7 "Vince Russo Destroyed The Periodic Table As He Only Recognises The Element Of Surprise."
This man can link anything in the world as an insult to Russo. Who would have ever thought that the periodic table would be used to mock someone? Well, actually it's not at all surprising considering it is Cornette that said it.
Producing another shot at Russo's questionable creative antics in wrestling. Cornette has a point that Russo seriously damaged the business with his aim of always causing a shocking surprise. However, he put it in the most hilarious way possible.
6 "He (Vince Russo) Is The Only Booker I've Seen Who Doesn't Get People Over, He Gets Them Under"
Another brilliant dig on Russo just not being very good at his job. Russo is infamous for wasting talent, especially in WCW. Which of course angered Cornette immensely. As the aim of wrestling is obviously to get talent over with the fans.
Instead, Russo would put celebrities over wrestlers such as David Arquette winning the World Title. Proving that this quote is both very true and just straight-up funny. With Cornette adding his witty humor at the end of this one.
5 "Picking Out Vince Russo's Faults Could Be A Full-Time Job For Somebody."
It's possible that Cornette exposed his own full-time job with this quote. The fact a list can be made of quotes about Russo shows that Cornette is very much obsessed. Therefore, making this quote hilarious because he essentially already performs this job.
Of course, what makes this funnier is the fact there is truth to it. Russo has messed up a lot in the wrestling business which has resulted in many people disliking him. So there may be many candidates applying for this job.
4 "A*shole, Dipsh*t, C*cksucker, Motherf*cker, Pr*ck, Crook, Conman, Blithering Idiot, Christian"
During a Reddit AMA, Cornette was asked to describe Russo in 10 words or less. This is what he produced. A mix of crass language and funny throw away words is what Cornette came up with. With Christian at the end being absolutely hilarious considering what came before it.
The fact he can easily come up with so many harsh words to describe the man speaks volumes of his hatred for him. Also, what is brilliant is the face the user said 10 words or less. However, Cornette made sure he came up with all 10 words.
3 "If Russo And Ferarra Are In A Room - A City, Perhaps Even A County, I'm Working On State - I Wouldn't Be In It."
Another one from a Reddit AMA. This time he was asked who he would punch if he was in a room with them. Safe to say he came up with another comedic response. Stating that he wouldn't even be in the same city or county let alone room as Russo.
The hatred must be so strong on Cornette's side as he simply wouldn't even want to breathe the same air as Russo. There are some absolute gems on his Reddit AMA's and this has to be the pick of the bunch.
2 "I Was Once Talked Out Of Taking A Baseball Bat To Russo By Jim Ross, But I'm Not Sure I Thank Him For It."
It is shocking that Jim Ross was able to actually stop Cornette from doing this all things considered. Asked what the biggest thing someone was able to change his mind on in wrestling this was Cornette's response.
A mix of hilarity and straight-up crazy is the initial thoughts from this quote. Whether this story is true or not, we may never know. However, if it is no wonder Russo filed for a restraining order on Cornette.
1 "Voldemort Just Filed An Emergency Restraining Order On Me, I Can't Hang Out With Him Anymore."
This was about Russo's restraining order on Cornette. After receiving the order, Cornette made multiple copies, signed them and sold them. With this quote just oozing sarcasm about the whole situation.
Also, comparing Russo to Voldemort is absolute gold. It is clear that the beef between these two will never end. Also, it is almost a certainty that we will get a bunch more hilarious quotes from Cornette about Russo.
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